The 80s Neighbours Star incident
Since the "80s Neighbours Star" incident* in 2002, I've felt the same about going to the hairdresser as I do about going to the dentist - very nervous! Just before Christmas my favourite hairdresser moved on from the salon I used to frequent, so I had been putting off having The Big Chop. This morning, with great trepidation, I finally made an appointment at my local salon with The Scissors (cue scary music...)
I perched anxiously on the fancy couches waiting for my "personal stylist". As I watched all the dolled up WAGs having their hair cut, coloured, primped and preened, I vowed not to wear my comfy walking shoes next time - I have to constantly remind myself that we live in "The Village" now and one must keep up appearances!
Having your hair cut is a bit like watching a work of art in progress - you are hoping for a Banksy - funky and in vogue, but there is a risk that it will be a Dali - kind of strange and stare-worthy (not in a good way). Either way, things were shaping up pretty well until the stylist said "it's not supposed to be perfect". Cue increased heart rate, hands gripping chair, clenched teeth, and forehead creasing frown... I'm an engineer. I don't do "not perfect".
I paid quickly and rushed home into the bathroom where Phil and I did a thorough post-cut review. You'll be pleased to hear that I think it looks okay. It's quite short at the back, longer at the front and it isn't level on both sides, but you can get away with a lot when you've got curls.

Mission accomplished... for another couple of months anyway :)
* The "80s Neighbours Star" incident that has scarred me for life happened after an overly enthusiastic hairdresser snipped and clipped and blow dried my hair into a curly frenzy. When I got home Phil's first comment was "You look like an 80s Neighbours star". Now most men would be lucky to keep attached to their balls after a comment like that, but he was so spot on that I could only laugh, agree with him and jump in the shower to mitigate some of the damage!
















